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Redfeather1975 · May 13, 2008, 05:53 AM // 05:53

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Originally Posted by RedStar

O_o
I don't think that Azzer will laugh at dead people...I don't think that he is that rude lol.

Well I don't go to funerals....and when I do I do this :
-1) Put on a sad face.
-2) Think about what you are going to do after that, like playing GW (xD) while keeping your sad face.
-3) Try to keep that for the entire funeral.
-4) Say things like : "It's such a shame" or "How sad" when people talk to you.
-5) When the funeral is over, get away as fast as you can because people will block the exits after a few minutes.

This may seem like being a hypocrite but I just label that as being "respectful" xD.

There is a show called Corner Gas where a character called Wanda has many rules like that. Only for her the funeral was ultimately about the free sandwichs.

Here's a scene from Corner Gas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HkKx5gkudY

azzer20 · May 13, 2008, 05:58 AM // 05:58

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Originally Posted by RedStar

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I don't think that Azzer will laugh at dead people...I don't think that he is that rude lol. actually i do, if they die in a stupid way, i don't even feel sorry for them, why should i bother on people i don't know ?

Well I don't go to funerals....and when I do I do this :
-1) Put on a sad face. nah, i smile or just tell jokes, or make fun of things.
-2) Think about what you are going to do after that, like playing GW (xD) while keeping your sad face. see #1
-3) Try to keep that for the entire funeral.see #1
-4) Say things like : "It's such a shame" or "How sad" when people talk to you. see #1-5) When the funeral is over, get away as fast as you can because people will block the exits after a few minutes. true then again, having sex in a hurch is really funny, so stay with a hot lady.This may seem like being a hypocrite but I just label that as being "respectful" xD.

bolded parts are my opinions, as said, most people having nothing to do with me, so i don't really care about them, lack of empathy, my dad calls it psycopathic tendencies, haha.

Queenie · May 13, 2008, 06:07 AM // 06:07

Bored.
Anyone here doing anything exciting? ;o

RedStar · May 13, 2008, 06:10 AM // 06:10

lol You little crazy Azzer xD.

So let's talk about something else...

like : do you like going to the beach ?

azzer20 · May 13, 2008, 06:16 AM // 06:16

yes, but as you might remember i have hydrophobia, so if anyone touches me while haivng water on them, i smack them, hard.

are you fond of the beach ?

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Originally Posted by Queen Christie

Bored.
Anyone here doing anything exciting? ;o

Yes i am.

no it's not something weird.

i'm chasing moths with a cell-phone i made out of silver.

RedStar · May 13, 2008, 06:20 AM // 06:20

O_o

Let's imagine something :

You are on the beach and as you are walking to go into the water you have a heart attack and faint on the beach.
Luckily a sexy lifeguard (women) with a great body rushes from the water to your body and performs CPR.
You are saved (yay).
Do you smack her ???? lol

CPR = cardiopulmonary resuscitation

azzer20 · May 13, 2008, 06:25 AM // 06:25

yes, but i only smack her on the ass then.

then again, i won't ever be on my way to the water, people love having me on the beach, i'm the "watcher" of things hehe.

Hmm, ok if i have a GF that wants a kiss i'll do it, but won't touch her, haha :P

RedStar · May 13, 2008, 06:31 AM // 06:31

lol, the water is such a great thing ^^.

O_o are you taking a vow of abstinence ?

azzer20 · May 13, 2008, 06:48 AM // 06:48

a vow of abstinence? wtf does that mean?

Yes, i like water, in my house for bathing purposes and drinking.

I pwnd U · May 13, 2008, 06:52 AM // 06:52

Wow I go away for an hour and you guys let this place go to heck! STOP IT! lol

I think Azzer is *gasp* special! oO lol j/k but srsly.

It means you won't have sex.
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RedStar · May 13, 2008, 06:53 AM // 06:53

lol

Well if I did use the right words, it means that you are saying that you won't have sex anymore.

Do you like pools and jacuzzi ?

Make us stop ! lmao

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azzer20 · May 13, 2008, 07:00 AM // 07:00

yes pools and jacuzzi's are fin, it's sea and ocean, ehm is it because i said that thing with the church, or ?

and me, not want sex? i'm addicted T_T

RedStar · May 13, 2008, 07:06 AM // 07:06

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Originally Posted by azzer20

Hmm, ok if i have a GF that wants a kiss i'll do it, but won't touch her, haha :P

aka = won't have sexual intercourse....

You are addicted to a lot of things lol.

I pwnd U · May 13, 2008, 07:09 AM // 07:09

Not necessarily anymore, but for now you won't. People make them for until they get married. Well used too, now it appears to be socially acceptable to have sex with whoever you want. oO

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RedStar · May 13, 2008, 07:15 AM // 07:15

It's called "training yourself for your wedding night" lol. j/k

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Well used too, now it appears to be socially acceptable to have sex with whoever you want. oO

Well in France, the king used to have many affairs (both men and women...).

And in Tahiti, before the missionary arrived...the tahitians just did it everywhere, with high priest around because it was more of a religious act...
When the missionary arrived, the elder forced the young and beautiful women to engage into sexual intercourses to steal their power. lol

azzer20 · May 13, 2008, 07:20 AM // 07:20

i said "i won't touch her" if she has sea/ocean water on her, that's what i meant.

well, i'm very free about sex, as you might know.

only thing is, i never do guys, haha, and if it's a threesome, 2 women and me ^_^

hmm, i'm so freaking happy, ^_^

RedStar · May 13, 2008, 07:22 AM // 07:22

So you won't touch her because she is wet ?

Ok let's not get farther than that xD.

You know Azzer, to enjoy as much as you can from life, you need to try everything. LOL

azzer20 · May 13, 2008, 07:38 AM // 07:38

well if she's wet, it's easy to, you know HAHA:P

wel, i've tried most thing, something should just be untried, damn work! gota do something, lift my beer ^_^

RedStar · May 13, 2008, 07:42 AM // 07:42

Lifting a beer...that must be sooooooo tiring lol.

Now come on Azzer, live your life at it's fullest ! xD.

**cosyfiep** · May 13, 2008, 07:43 AM // 07:43

this is not the thread a long time married woman is looking for....now I will return to the funerals and account hacking threads.......